“Oh, you all know at least one. Who knows, maybe you are one. A girl who hates other girls. A girl who says, ‘All my friends are guys.’ A girl who generalizes about other girls, calling them “bitches” and “superficial” and “annoying,” and using all of those things to justify to other people why you don’t have female friends. Here’s a newsflash, cupcake: maybe you don’t have female friends because you’re a jerk and not very pleasant to be around.”